Just so I'm clear, I really don't want to overthrow America or claim the town and make it Canadian. Nor do I want everyone to become one with me...I am not Mr. Russia

Also, ah, before the Captain kicked in my TV...I...ah...noticed Mr. Cuba was in Westport. But um...people really shouldn't be fooled by it. After all this is the third time it's been mentioned. Either way, it does seem like they picked themselves up after the massacre which is always good.

I should really get back to getting that blood out of the carpet. The light coming in the door made it sink in faster.

Uahhh, it's been awhile since I got anything. The last thing I got were a box full of those mittens and other Olympics stuff. I wonder what it is thi--

[The moment he pulls the flag out of the box.]

Everyone in this town will become one with Canada!

[If you do not comply to becoming one with him, he will make you...by force.]