[Canada went through with the plan last night. He managed to burn a bunch of drone yards and dent a couple drone garage doors and set a pile of junk on fire before getting caught. Deep down he knew that getting droned was inevitable...he knew that going into this whole thing. But none of that mattered now. He didn't remember ever participating in the riots at all.

People who know Canada and aren't brainwashed might notice he's speaking in a louder tone of voice and sounds vaguely America-ish.]

It looks like the neighborhood kids are at it again, eh? Ahahaha, I hope Pal and Shira haven't got caught up in all this.

[He goes over to the cupboard. The sound of wine being poured can be heard over the phone.]

I guess all there is to do is relax.

I...I told m-myself I wouldn't do anything like t-this....

[Canada's running down the street, setting random yards on fire. Also may or may not be throwing bricks and/or rocks at garage doors.]

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