[It was Canada's turn to cook, he just turned on the stove when he felt something brush up against his leg.]

Jigglypuff?

Meow~. Purrrrrrrrr.

Eh? I-is this because you stole all that stuff earlier?

Mrrow?

It is isn't it? In a few days you'll be back to normal I know it!

Hey pop, guess what?

Ah...What is it Issei?

I just got a date with the most wonderful girl!

T-that's nice...but didn't you think women were immoral just a few days ago?

Come on pops, I haven't said stuff like that since I was 12 and you know it!

....

Well, got to go! Mei's waiting for me. And you know how that brother of her's gets. Tell mom and Shiraasan Bye for me!

Um...r-right. I'll do that. Bye.

[And with that permadrone!Issei left the kitchen.]

Why is this happening. Loosing Palom was bad enough...but...two at the same time? I...I think I'm starting to realize why Mr. England's the way he is now.

Things have to get better. I mean it can't get any worse. A-at least Jigglypuff and Issei aren't as creepy as Palom was. So I guess I don't have to lock them in a closet unless they sneak up on me when I'm sleeping.

Puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~

Uuu-ahh, even drone Jigglypuff is cute...